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HuMoR
Check this out!
stringfever
bolero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5MLNMgpywk
Violinist Gilles Apap with some cadenza to Mozart Concerto #3!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmjGDBWZZFw&eurl=
Twelve Tone Commercial.
This is the way of the future!
http://www.therestisnoise.com/2006/02/you_vill_enjoy_.html
How about very refreshing performance
of Paganini Caprice #24?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCpJj4YbV1A&NR
Heifetz
is funny dude!
This link will take you to a site with funniest parodies by Jascha Heifetz. Must see!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5SluQyVqWQ&mode=related&search
Subject: A quick stress test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals :
King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30
seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is .
Orangutan = dull normal
Ape = moron
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid
Why?????
A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas !
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and
relax!!
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is pretty wild. And you will keep trying it to see if you can outsmart your foot.
But you can't!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so... And there's not a darn thing you can do about it. (smile)
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for all your relatives on December 24 in 30 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
This link will take you to a site with funniest parodies by Jascha Heifetz. Must see!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5SluQyVqWQ&mode=related&search
Subject: A quick stress test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals :
King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30
seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is .
Orangutan = dull normal
Ape = moron
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid
Why?????
A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas !
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and
relax!!
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is pretty wild. And you will keep trying it to see if you can outsmart your foot.
But you can't!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so... And there's not a darn thing you can do about it. (smile)
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for all your relatives on December 24 in 30 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.